I hate boys who: text me at 3 in the morning wanting to "hang out"

Boy: Hey! Want to come over?
Me: It's three in the morning.....?
Boy: Yea, so? You're not sleeping are you?
Me: I kinda am.
Boy: I'll make it worth the hassle ;-)


Kate says:
First off, what functioning human being is not asleep by three in the morning? 9 year olds at a slumber party trying to beat their previous record of staying up late, drunks still hanging around the bars looking for one that's open, and newlyweds still going at it are not the people I want to be hanging out with at that hour of the night. Unless you find those kinds of people entertaining, you should be asleep. Aside from that point, in order for me to hang out, I would have to crawl out of bed, wash my face 100 times to get the sleepiness out of my eyes, put on make up, fix my hair, brush my teeth - because God knows I'll have morning breath by then - and change/put on clothes. Hell no am I putting forth that much effort or giving you that much faith that it will be worth it. If your skills are so glorious, I'll wait until I've gotten a good night of sleep so I have full energy for you. If you have a problem you need to sort out, talk with your best friend (stay tuned for "I hate boys who: talk about they're girl problems while trying to get in my pants"). If I'm your best friend, that's sad because you're not mine. How do I know? Because my best friend is either sleeping on the floor next to me, still playing beer pong in my dining room, or a sensible human being who knows for a fact that I hate being woken up from a night of sleep.


Brittany says: There is no way in hell I would get out of bed at 3AM. There is no boy in the world that is that important to make me get out of my comfy bed, put myself together and then drive to your place. If you really need to contact me, or expect a response he should try texting me in the morning, because I promise getting any text like that doesn't need a response at the time or let alone any other time. Point is, the boy looks desperate trying to get you like that in the middle of the night. And the girl would look equally as desperate. And nobody wants to ever look desperate.


In short:
Boy who texts me at 3 in the morning wanting to "hang out": You aren't that important at three in the morning. In fact, you just aren't that important period.


How to deal:
Don't go meet him. Unless your just waking up from a sex dream and need a fix, he is so not worth it. He's only coming to you because he got rejected from the first 20 girls he texted that day, or hour depending on how desperate he is. Tell him to use his hand. Or don't text him at all. Either way, when the sun comes up, you'll be too tired and irritable to go for the guy that really matters: Captain Crunch.